Here is my hyper abbreviated movie reviews for films I watched in theaters from October 2010 though March 2011. I was busy at work, and did not have the time or energy to post this…. ahhhhhh. in all reality I just got super lazy.
Jackass 3D

Some funny, and horrendously disgusting gags are on display but minus some of the creativity, and it’s simply not as entertaining of a package as Jackass 2 was.

Harry Potter: ATDH Part1

An ok romp though Harry Potter land, but it felt oddly accelerated, and very much incomplete. This makes sense since it’s basically a setup film for part 2. Perhaps part 2 will make the exposition of part one feel more fulfilling and by contrast give it more validity then it has as a standalone movie.

Tangled

A well executed though somewhat safe and formulaic return to Disney Musicals. While the songs are fun, it’s the character animation that shines. (for a combination of both of these things see the song “Mother Knows Best” with Mother Gothel.

Black Swan

It’s a dark and uncomfortable look at the decomposition of a ballerina’s sanity, with awkward sexual tension, and surprising violence….. Not my favorite of the nominees this year but I can see why it’s up there.

Tron Legacy

It’s what a rave would look like with fighting instead of dancing, and bad writing instead of drugs. (The music would pretty much be the same.) oh yeah…. Creepy uncanny CG Jeff Bridges AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I’ll still give it 3 for the eye candy.

The Fighter

A thoroughly entertaining well constructed story, with an amazing performance given by Christian Bale. It goes a little Hollywood at the end, but it’s forgivable.

True Grit

An fun revenge tale, with the Coen brothers usual assortment of colorful side characters. There was one I felt was unnecessary. I don’t remember his name but he made farm animal noises. This moment was a little to WTF for me and took me out of the film briefly. I would say the writing was good but between Jeff’s mumbling, Damon’s hurt mouth slurring, and Brolin’s “i’m a bad guy” cotton ball grumble, I could really only understand the girl. On a side note, I thought she did a good job, but I think the praise for her acting is a little exaggerated. I say this because she really only has one attitude for the whole film. Theres not really a range of emotions on display.

Battle Los Angeles

This is what you get when you breed “Black Hawk Down” with “District 9.” and then take the baby and drop it on it’s head so it can’t talk right anymore. It’s a 2 and a half rating with flickers of 3 and a half if you like military action. Also the effects were pretty cool, so…. I guess for me…. as went Tron, so goes Battle LA.

Rango

An interesting venture into the world of spaghetti westerns with a cast of the most god awful ugly creatures I have seen collected into one film. The water, and environments, and effects were all amazing, but holy hell. I was excited for the movie to be over so I could see things that didn’t look like a hairball, or a monstrous pile of crap. The exceptions to this were Rango, and the Snake. All in all it was a pretty good film, and it’s nice to see a venture into the world of American CG animation that’s not directly marketed to kids. It could have done with some more action though. Anyone else notice that Gore Verbinski really like’s to use white deserts with creepy crawly’s as a metaphor.

Paul

I can best describe Paul, as being a fairly generic, (chuckle but not laugh out loud,) road trip comedy, with a really cool CG alien. The movie is clearly designed to appeal to geeks, as it has many, many, many asides, to Star Wars, Star Trek, Comicon, etc. This did not bother me, because I’m a geek, but all non-geeks out there will chuckle even less. The alien Paul, is voice by Seth Rogen, who’s laugh and recent comedies I HATE. I was all ready to dislike him in this film, but surprisingly I thought he work well. The CG and animation also look great and put Paul firmly into the world as a tangible smoking “bro.” Overall “Paul” has flickers of promise, but it falls short in a few to many places (one of the big ones being the laughs I could tell it was trying so hard to get.)
